Former FBI director James Comey reportedly makes a startling allegation in his upcoming ebook, A Larger Loyalty.
Comey claims President Donald Trump prompt that he look into the alleged “pee tape” ― however solely to show that it wasn’t actual. The revelation brought on an ordinary time period to pattern on Twitter on Thursday: #PeeTape.
I really feel like Netflix will purchase the pee tape
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 12, 2018
And the wind, whispered, “The pee tape is actual”
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) April 12, 2018
If the pee tape will get launched we must always mission it on the moon for your complete nation to look at collectively.
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) April 12, 2018
If the pee tape is actual I am strolling into the ocean
— Tremendous Deluxe (@superdeluxe) April 12, 2018
Melania advised Donald Trump “If the pee tape is actual…urine a number of bother!”
I’ll be right here all evening.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) April 12, 2018
Memo to Putin: the Pee Tape is quickly depreciating in worth as different embarrassing stuff about Trump comes out. Get what you’ll be able to out of it now.
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) April 12, 2018
[whispering to date while watching the pee tape when the pee first appears on screen] that is the pee
— Luis Paez-Pumar (@lppny) April 12, 2018
Look, the worst factor concerning the pee tape is clearly that it could possibly’t play Cannes as a result of it is streaming.
*sigh* Positive. I am going to present myself out.
— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) April 12, 2018
I overlook who first made this joke however it was one thing to the impact of “don’t suppose the pee tape is actual but when I had advised you three and a half years in the past, donald trump is president or Donald trump appreciated watching intercourse staff pee on a mattress, which might you consider”
— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) April 12, 2018
The F.B.I. simply raided my home for the Pee Tape. Fortunately, all of my pee is on Eight-track and Betamax. I apologize when you’re all saying, “URINE bother for that joke Gilbert!”
— Gilbert Gottfried (@RealGilbert) April 13, 2018
— sid veda (@lookeeloo_twit) April 12, 2018
Perhaps the factor I’m most wanting ahead to concerning the pee tape is the big pee enthusiasm from Trump supporters as quickly because it emerges. We’d see Fox hosts ingesting highball glasses of urine in fealty. Lee Greenwood singing patriotic pee odes at rallies pic.twitter.com/cmzra61Rp4
— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) April 12, 2018
The true query is, will the pee tape have the identical inventive worth if it’s launched on Netflix quite than theatrically?
— Caroline Siede (@CarolineSiede) April 13, 2018
The pee tape will likely be 5 seconds of peeing then twenty minutes of intercourse staff being bored by a Trump anecdote about enjoying golf with Rob Schneider
— well-liked comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) April 13, 2018
one cause i’d need the pee tape to truly floor will likely be to look at the evangelical leaders forgive it in nice element hopefully body by body explaining which components are a mulligan
— darth™ (@darth) April 12, 2018
“nicely see they put a sheet down that’s simply plain good sense proper there”
— darth™ (@darth) April 12, 2018
I assumed all of us agreed to name it the pee pee tape
— Christie (@Christie_D22) April 13, 2018